Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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