her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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