Don't you send me to vm
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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