Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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