there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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