he wants to bone in the snuggie
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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