I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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