I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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