Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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