Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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