He told me they were just razor bumps!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Im part way to drunk.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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