Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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