Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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