i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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