butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
