Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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