Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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