Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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