But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
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Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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