walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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