I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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