Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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