I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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