Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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