nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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