I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
In America we eat man semen.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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