i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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