Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just puked most of my soul out..
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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