Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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