Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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