i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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