her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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