Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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