You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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