so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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