Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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