She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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