Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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