I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
