i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
