is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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