Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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