butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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