I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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