i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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