Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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