Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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