office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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