people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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