I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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