Buhtt sex?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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