Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The ass gains better be worth it
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