Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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