omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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