I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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