I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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