That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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