the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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